Roadkill Journal

AND WHAT'S THAT IN HIS OTHER HAND???!!!

Just in case you've ran out of important things to worry about, there's this fellow who just couldn't wait...

"Passenger Urinates In Aisle, Diverts Orlando Flight"

http://www.local6.com/news/5406673/detail.html

Seriously, we're diverting planes for this? Couldn't they just wrap him in a jumbo-sized Pampers and put him somewhere?

Like the slipstream???

Maybe that's the answer... Planes with trap doors.