Sunday, February 12, 2006


FoxNews brings us the story of bwana Cheney:

“Cheney Accidentally Shoots Hunter in Texas”,2933,184617,00.html

The great white hunter was on safari stalking quail and bagged a Republican instead. The quail escaped unhurt…

I have to ask: What’s the bag limit on Republicans? I can’t find it anywhere in my hunter’s booklet… Maybe Republican season only opens in Texas…

And if that’s the case our State game department needs to look into the matter. We’re hip deep in Republicans around here, and they’re over-grazing the habitat…

Oh, like none of US have ever wounded a fellow hunter with buckshot!
Bag limit on Repub's is unlimited according to the MSM.
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