Roadkill Journal

VIA The Statesman Journal AP relates the tale of three spurned lovers:

“Three teenagers hire out a beating of boyfriend, deputies say”

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/OR_TOO_MANY_GIRLFRIENDS_OROL-?SITE=ORSAL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

I was surprised this was a crime in Milwaukee, Oregon… Then I realized they hired it out…

They should have beat him themselves… Then they could have had him arrested for domestic violence…