Sunday, April 30, 2006


VIA Breitbart, AP informs us Keith Richards of Rolling Stones fame has been injured while climbing a tree…

“Keith Richards Hospitalized in New Zealand”

Unofficial but impeccable sources among The Possum’s fellow tree-climbing wildlife relate Richards had lost touch with his inner monkey, which he was pursuing up a palm tree when he fell.

The fate of his monkey is unknown… It was last seen ducking into a bar in the Wakaya Club resort on Fiji island…

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