Sunday, April 30, 2006
SWINGING!
VIA Breitbart, AP informs us Keith Richards of Rolling Stones fame has been injured while climbing a tree…
“Keith Richards Hospitalized in New Zealand”
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/04/29/D8H9MR480.html
Unofficial but impeccable sources among The Possum’s fellow tree-climbing wildlife relate Richards had lost touch with his inner monkey, which he was pursuing up a palm tree when he fell.
The fate of his monkey is unknown… It was last seen ducking into a bar in the Wakaya Club resort on Fiji island…
“Keith Richards Hospitalized in New Zealand”
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/04/29/D8H9MR480.html
Unofficial but impeccable sources among The Possum’s fellow tree-climbing wildlife relate Richards had lost touch with his inner monkey, which he was pursuing up a palm tree when he fell.
The fate of his monkey is unknown… It was last seen ducking into a bar in the Wakaya Club resort on Fiji island…
